J. R. R. Tolkien made a world of OFc
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:42 pm
The Kraken Schlaken
The OFc public house frequented by the yokals on a Friday night.
Coming in from the cold the warm air reeks of old stale beer farts, sweat and cigarette smoke, choaking you on entry like a poltergeist with chloroform.
Princess yoda often found here dancing like Leann Rimes on table tops for loose change. Rumoured to also accept cards, swipe only.
The OFc public house frequented by the yokals on a Friday night.
Coming in from the cold the warm air reeks of old stale beer farts, sweat and cigarette smoke, choaking you on entry like a poltergeist with chloroform.
Princess yoda often found here dancing like Leann Rimes on table tops for loose change. Rumoured to also accept cards, swipe only.