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Before anyone calls me racist, I was told this joke by my Malawian friend :-)


I was stood at the urinal when a black guy stood next to me.

I turned to him and said, TEXT REMOVED BY EXIBIT

He looked at me, obviously hurt, and said, "Why? I'm a human being just like you. I have a family, I have a job, I pay tax. Why let stereotypes dictate how you treat people? Why so much hatred for someone that you don't even know?"

Then he looked down at my cock and said, "Oh... fair enough, mate."


Thought for the day: I got my stepson a flat bit of cardboard for his last birthday - though what the hell he wanted with an ex-box is beyond me.
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Liu

I know it was a joke and you meant no harm in the post though I have had to remove the text

Sorry m8

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No worries mate. I know now what the boundaries are and wont over step them again!
Sorry if I caused any offence.
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I was extremely offended , just cause I have a small penis is no reason to laugh.
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No need to worry Slartibartfast, the story was about me! :P
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Mine is only 4.5 inches , some women ( and fishy) complain thats too wide though.
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im offended by this text, please remove it.

such filth....
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