I wouldn't fookin laugh ! the bastard pidgeon is faster than my internet too !
hang on though do you think i could connect to the [OFc] servers if i jammed an Ethernet cable up the doo's arse and sent it on its way ? i think the only flaw could be the sheer amount of patch cable needed ? gotta be worth a try though ?
One subscriber from the Peak District said: "They have provided me with my own dedicated pigeon, Icarus, who visits me weekly with a memory stick containing the images of bareback double anal that are my particular pecadillo.
"After viewing the films I strap a tenner to his wing with an elastic band and gently re-insert the USB stick using a touch of Swarfega."