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The Kraken Schlaken The OFc public house frequented by the yokals on a Friday night. Coming in from the cold the warm air reeks of old stale beer farts, sweat and cigarette smoke, choaking you on entry like a poltergeist with chloroform. Princess yoda often found here dancing like Leann Rimes on tab...

Danny coked out of his mind danced slowly to his favourite Tina Turner song. Slarti re-checked the chains on his gimp and pushed him back into his box, whilst Cannon provided light entertainment by dropping his pants and performing his famous scrote over nose trick. Yeah, 'just a regular Friday nigh...