Due to the ongoing pandemic the company have been reviewing it's structure and have come up with the following positional appointments. Some are new, some departments have been combined but we truly believe that these changes will make Ofc inc the number one club in the UK for Old Farts. Any objecti...

You're a gent Gav, no one I prefer to be team mates with (except maybe Yoda for the y'know, 'added benefits').

Sounded like you were flying high last night!

Still need to find out what happened to your poor wife when Schlack & Slarti visited..

HotPinkOnion wrote: - Area You Live: Surrey cos I iz posh

Hey fellow Surrey resident!

Nice application mate, always nice to have you in the server Friday nights. Please be patient, it can take a while to gather sufficient old farts together to sort these -we're not as sprightly as we once were

Appreciate the opinions, thanks guys

Makes no fucking sense. Where do you aim? The centre of the cross hairs or the red dot? I think this is a bug - Can't the makers of the game make it random? You know - like in real life? The red dots (fading to yellow) at the top are the spray ie where your bullets will go. The countdown is the num...

Found this that I think perhaps explains it best, (link to all guns below the image). If you learn to aim down, then slightly to the right, across to the left, right, bit down, back left then you can release a whole clip of 30 bullets in a reasonable tight pattern: https://i.imgur.com/f4mhVD4.gif ht...

The AK spray goes up and then to the right and left in a set pattern, there are clips on youtube on the pattern (sorry can't access youtube atm to give examples). Seemingly it's just a matter of practice. To me it's a moral question (don't think it's trolling, apologies if anyone interprets it as su...

The spray from an AK is predictable, given enough time and practice you can learn to negate it by moving your gun the opposite way to the pattern. There's various youtube clips showing this but it basically means you can keep firing an AK whilst keeping a fairly tight spray. I've noticed a lot of ou...

CaNNoN wrote:testicals testicals 123

Ah here comes Igor now

MudShark wrote:Yes, Yes, good job Mirthy - now where was my pipe.

In your smoking jacket sir which is in the drawing room on the east wing of OFc towers.
Shall I have Igor fetch it for you sir?

MudShark wrote:Egad! We seem to have been invaded! Release the hounds!

I'm afraid sir the hounds passed away some decades ago.
We do still have Harold, our ill-tempered tortoise. Would you like me to release him to chase off any local ruffians?

Hi Calpol,

Thanks for applying mate, it's a bit early as we usually only consider people who have been around for 6 months (or one week in Slartis basement).
Keep joining us for Friday nights, you're always good company on the server & we'll have a chat in a few months time.

OFc

Schlack wrote:Im on call for work on Wed, cant do it this week. Shit, fuck you guys, first Stuttgart then this.

erm... we could do Thursday?

Also we haven't got a l4d server any more so would take a bit of work (or go on a random server without the added bits we like)

Im in, l4d sounds good

Gonna go for the drummer!